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a phrase or expression commonly used by home depot employees and frequenters in reference the outrageous prices and crappy service.
e.g. 1
customer: where can i find some screws
employee: on eighth street!
customer: fuck home depot.
e.g. 2
employee: my mom died and I have appendicitis, can I have the day off.
Home Depot: No! you shall work double today maggot!!!
employee: fuck home depot!
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The projected track of a hurricane by a weather service; a projected region of increased profit for home improvement chains esp. fueled by news networks' fear mongering
Every time I see the cone of home depot on Florida, I notice that Home Depot's stock goes up a point.
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The conically shaped area on a weather map that simultaneously predicts where a hurricane will make landfall and which Home Depot locations will make record profits
"Dem jews dat run Home Depot were profiteers of the fear of african Americans! The black man must fear the cone of home depot!" - Spike Lee
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A dad that treats home depot like a religion. He typically taps on wooden surfaces and asks questions about certain home built things.
"Yea dude my dad goes to home depot every sunday, hes such a home depot dad"
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A house which is so obviously made primarily from lower-priced parts (e.g. light fixtures, mailboxes, floor moldings, etc.) found at the Home Depot. Oftentimes built by low-end contractors to keep costs low.
OMG, that is such a Home Depot House, they couldn't even afford a real front-door.
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to shake your ass in front of your friend wearing nothing except a tool belt from home depot
dude, he home depot danced in front of me last night, good thing the belt pocket with the home depot logo covered his schlong
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Customers who got lost looking for batteries, never found their way out, were given an uniform and excepted their fate.
Person 1: did you hear about mitchell and Jamaal.
Person 2: yeah they got lost looking for batteries so now they are Home depot employees
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