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Indian : The one born to do outsourced jobs (esp. Software Engineering) from the west.
Indian Characteristics: Indians has excellent Mathematical knowledge and logical thinking and so are more employed in corporates & MNC of the western world.They also form very good work force.Indians are good consultants too. Most of the companies hire indians for jobs at higher levels..
Raj : Hi I am Indian.I work for the intel corporation as a
Financial Consultant.
Veroni :BonJour ,I am a French.Can I have your assistence in solving my Tax probs.
Raj : With Pleasure , Mademoiselle.
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1. A person who like to take extreme pride that their "people" are the smartest and wealthiest minority group. They will flaunt these statistics at any given chance so that they can educate their non-indian friends.
2. A person who is obsessed with their skin tone or obsessed with obtaining a gora/gori. They're usually scared of the sun.
3. A person who will act ignorant in a temple to prove they're "modern".
4.They will wear expensive clothes when visiting India but when in the U.S. they will "freeload" on Taco Bell's pop/soda by asking for a water cup.
5. Usually attribute odd features such as parrot-nose or big bug eyes as attractive.
6. Esp. judgemental to their own people(north/south).
That indian girl is comparing skin colors with her cousin.
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People from Indian Subcontinent who represent the world most diverse group of people hailing from a country of more than 1 billion people.
The 5th largest economy in the world which is growing at 8% GDP per annum and have largest pool of talented and young professionals, engineers, doctors, enterpreneurs & managers.
More than 25 million Indians represents the most successful group of immigrants in Europe, US &
Asia. Most of them have talent to create wealth. They may arrive with couple of hundred dollars in the pocket but end up making millions due to fighting spirit to make it big in the foereign country.
Needless to say they come in all shapes and sizes, with different personalities, thinking and behaviour. More than 10000 year old continuous Indian civilisation has survived the invasion from the British who left the country bankrupt and divided 60 years ago. Since than country has emerged as major economic and nuclear power with major technological advances.
In 2006 the country has emerged as number #1 outsourcing destination for foreign multinationals with world share of 44% in IT & BPO industry and fast capturing world share of finance industry, biotech and pharma research. Inspite of western stereotype and narrow world view India is advancing and Indians are doing well.
English man: Oh! these bloody Indians, you find them everywhere you go, my Doctor is Indian so is this check out operator.
Irish man: My daughter Lisa go out with an Indian he is from Srilanka.
English man: Is Srilanka is in India.
Irish man: Who cares mate, lets eat some curry & tandoori chicken tonight, it's taste great!!
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people that trace their ancestral lines back to the country of India, located in Asia, next to China. Many of the people of this race have become big somebodies in our nation, such as Anoop Desai, who was in Americal Idol, or even Dev Patel, who was the star of the world-renowned film, The Slumdog Millionaire. He has won many awards. Also, singers/rappers of Indian descent are Nivla, Bohemia, Jay Sean, and M.I.A. Indians are very chill to hang with, and many of them are considered 'sexy'. The Indians are also very smart, with their 98 averages in schools. Us Americans look forward to the Indian movement here in America!
Dr. Robert: Yo bro, what's good, by any chance are yoy Indian? My bad if I'm wrong.
Dr. Krishna: Yeah, just look at my name bro, what else do you think I am? I got brown skin! And no, I'm not Mexican even though I'm brown. We got two types of Brown people here!
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That guy that answers the phone when you call a 1-800 number.
You have reached Microsoft customer service, how may I help you?
- I know your Indian but please speak English
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People from India. People whose ancestry is traced back to India. They value education a lot and family a lot. They are brainwashed into thinking their culture is the best when the streets of India are so dirty, they only care about how they are perceived by others (so they are cowards and have no backbone because they don't have the courage to not be controlled by their parents). The parents are narcissistic where they expect their kids to obey them unconditionally otherwise they are deemed disrespectful. Guilt trips by parents, outbursts of rage, etc. All these manipulation tactics are the norm by Indian parents towards their children. True unconditional love towards their children is very rare as a result the children grow up to be dysfunctional.
They secretly have many problems but because they always try to save face for fear of what others will think, they hide their demons. They run to workaholism because that gives them a pat on the back by Indian society and Indian parents. They marry who their parents tell them to marry, and they do the career their parents tell them to do. There are sadly incidents where if the child disobeys, the parents resort to violence or even assassination attempts via poisoning or murder for hire. These are some of the terrible aspects of Indian culture. There is colorism, discrimination towards those with careers considered low status, just hyper critical judgment all around. Very uncompassionate and very superficial and selfish. Many in modern India look down upon the traditional yogic practices and meditation practices indigenous to India because to them, it's all about gaining status in society, chasing money, and looking like a boss to others. It's pretty pathetic and yes there's always excuses made for these types of behavior but there's no excuse. It's typical third world behavior and they don't realize how pathetic they look with their sunglasses on martini in hand at the club while just outside are very poor people who many Indians believe are poor because they were bad people in a previous life so therefore they deserve their status in this life. Terrible terrible mentality.
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There is 2 variations
1. Dots
2. Feathers
Did you know I’m Indian? Oh yeah, dots or feathers
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