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Iowa

1. n. The most boring place in the entire world, where the most exciting activity is watching the grass grow

2. n. The state in the union that would have the highest suicide rate in the nation if not for the curse of the undead, which prevents those who commit suicide from actually dying until the end of time

1.
Kenny: I have to go to Iowa.
Bob: Oh, you mean hell.

2.
Jack: This is the third time I've shot myself! Why the hell won't I die?!

Nicole: You're in Iowa! What the hell did you expect???

by Arkangel July 29, 2005

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iowa

One of the fifty nifty united states which absolutely blows except for the University of Iowa, which is the coolest, most awesome, hottest girl containing, university in the US! Home of the Hawkeyes and rated in the top 5 for party schools. Also famous for football tailgating and coining FAC.

Iowa would be shit if it weren't for the University of Iowa.

by Herky September 26, 2005

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Iowa

Iowa stands for : Idiots Out Wandering Around

Known for their horrible driving skills.

person 1-Look at that person! They're driving on the shoulder!

person 2-Oh they must be from Iowa.

by The girl in the woods May 1, 2011

31๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


Iowa

Iowa, a place where when an out of stater comes to go to school, but for some reason noticed taht most of the "locals" always seems to be some half retarded wigger like douche that think they are special because they were born in Iowa and have never left. But really their just a retarded redneck and also always an ignorant loser as well, that have never been on a plane.
thank you and fuck you.

Iowa guy: "Ya mudding wwwoooooooooo!!!!! coors light!! party but only gay freinds of mine that lick my balls around so." Now im all drunk and fucked up and gonna act like a loser fuck moron cowboy wigger thing..
Another iowa fag: My dad owns a camaro so suck my dick DUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another one: im a fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fuck who just got fucking ripped off on a faggity 10 year old peice of shit mercury fat fuck machine!!!! ugly as piss nothing even at all nice about it, but you just went out and bought it like a fat pig retard even though a nice wrx is the same price and just as easy to obatin.

me: it's terribly cold here and i hav'nt hooked up with any good looking chicks. im moving to ANY other state asap :(

by 4554545454674674675474747 March 22, 2012

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iowa

a state in the is that every person is either a dunk, a druggy, a nic addict, or all of the above. no one has anything to do there so they all just get messed up

โ€œi just went to iowa and every person i met was fucked upโ€

by yktfvhoe087 July 10, 2020

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Iowa

A Midwestern State in the United States neighboring good ol' Illinois. They...grow corn...

Basically West Illinois.

Iowa sucks, I got lost in the corn field for 5 hours.

by El Malvado October 2, 2005

110๐Ÿ‘ 363๐Ÿ‘Ž


IOWA

Acronym for idiots out wandering around. Also known as the stupid state.

IOWA is the stupidest state ever.

by LongRodVonHugenDong#1 April 26, 2011

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