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a large sizable piece of shit that floats and wont go down the toilet when flushed aka men giving birth
i had a large meal but i regreted afterwards when i took a kung pow mcshit in the box.
When you're at a McDonald's and you have to take a day shit.
Guy 1: I gotta take a mcshit. Don't touch my food
Guy 2: Just don't take forever.
A very accurate reflection on the McAfee anti-virus.
I can't download my homework because McShit says that it contains a virus.
AKA McDonald's (founded by Dick Schitt), they will make you a fine schit sammich, or a McSchiggit.
When ordering a 12 pack of McSchiggits, they will give you their signature schit sauce, usually schitchup or schitsturd.
When ordering a sammich, they will gladly serve you a burger containing your choice of schit sauce, (Schitchup, or Schitsturd) sometimes including a My Little Shit toy if you get the schitty meal.
The normal sammich usually includes one McSchit patty, a healthy squirt of McSchit Schitsturd, and one mohunking Schit patty. (Made fresh from the likes of farmer McSchitties.)
"Hey Dave, wanna go to McShit's?"
"Sure Burt, let's roll."
"One McNugget please, sir."
"One McSchiggit coming right up."
"Doesnt that mean poop?"
"It's Schit, not shit, burt."
It's when you go to a McDonald's and use their McWashroom
Before I order, I have to take a McShit...where is the McWashroom?
Mcshits is when you feel bloated after eating Mcdonald's and just know later you'll regret it.
"Oh man, my stomach hurts after those sandwiches. I probably got the Mcshits."