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Scientist-like person on The Simpsons that tends to mumble and use the word "glayven" a lot
Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he'll make you laugh, he'll make you think, he likes to run, and then the thing, with the......... person.....oh boy.... that monkey is gonna pay.
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noun: comes from the English words professor and finesse.
only an absolute straight savage can be a professor finessor.
only one person you know can be a professor finessor: two professor finessors is unheard of.
annunciation: (PRO-FES-R FI-NES-R)
"That dude's a baller!"
"That's my guy!"
"I call him professor finessor"
To be a bussy professor is to be of the wiser and more elite kind, therefore not everyone can be a bussy professor. The qualifications to be a professor of such significance is to get the most bussy in the entire planet. You’ve never seen anyone get as much bussy as a bussy professor.
Keanu Reeves and Sylvester Stallone are definitely bussy professors. Have you seen Pony Danza recently, he’s for sure out being a legendary bussy professor.
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The famous UC Barkeley teacher that is famous for teaching Ecodogmics AND Algebark. He is also a dog.
Professor Dog: And that sums up the reasoning behind why cats purr and not bark.
Student: Why would you purr when you could bark? If I was a cat I would say fuck purr.
Professor Dog: Excuse me, but did you just say fuck Professor Dog?
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The unusual pronunciation of common words by university professors.
My history professor says "Po-land" instead of "Poland." Is it really the land of the Po?
I thought "God" rhymed with "odd" but my professor says "Gah-haw-d" as if it had three syllables.
Dude, that's professor pronunciation; get used to it.
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Professor Membrane is an awesome scientist in the best show ever to come out of Nickelodeon, "Invader Zim". He is the father of Dib (Zim's arch-nemesis) and Gaz. Unfortunately since evil Nickelodeon cancelled the show we will never find out more about this eccentric randomly yelling scientist guy. Professor Membrane is also know for the creation of "Super toast" which sounds pretty awesome to me.
"Not now son, I'm making TOAST!" -Professor Membrane (exclaiming to Dib)
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(n) A type of response in which the sender types a long, formal and neat e-mail, only to get an extremely brief response.
The student, or sender's email:
Dear Professor, regarding your current work of study, I recently discovered that your field of work has been a long-time academic interest of mine. I know that you are a busy man, but would it be rude of me to inquire if there was any type of research or assistance that a student could possibly involve him or herself with? If not, I would completely understand. However, please note my current grades and classes would prove as ample evidence as to my worth.
Sincerely, John Doe (#555555555)
The professor response:
see me