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republican

Someone who is ready to kill innocent women and children because of something their leader did. An idiot whose brains would fit in an gnat's skull. A fool who is going to cause the world to hate us forever, and get the world to finally band together to kill us.

George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfield
Republicans are what happen when you take 100 IQ points from a democrat

by NO WAR NO WAR March 22, 2003

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Republican

1. In Ireland, someone who wants the Six Counties back. Typically votes for Sinn Fein, although in the 26-county republic the centre-right majority party Fianna Fail have tried to steal the mantle.

2. In general, someone who supports democracy and dislikes monarchies, even as figureheads.

3. In the United States, someone who screams about persecution of a minority when the minority is very rich and the "persecution" comes in the form of taxation. The symbol is an elephant, presumably because the trunk hoovers up all the money. Someone who is staunchly pro-life ... at least if the life in question can afford a good lawyer. Will fight the terrorists du jour with every nigger/spic/piece of poor white trash they can scoop off the streets, but not themselves and not with their Johnny. You don't have to be an imbecile to be a Republican, but it certainly helps. Living proof of the falsity of their own cherished belief in the pseudoscience of Creationism. You'd think that in three billion seconds, never mind three billion years, God would have gotten it right.

I'm a Republican! Long live the 32-county republic!

I'm a Republican! Down with the Queen!

I'm a Republican, thank God! Where's my next trillion bucks gonna come from?

by Fearman November 5, 2007

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Republican

A term used to describe a hemorrhoid of a human being. A vericose vein of the culo, if you will.

A little bit of Santorum was leaking from the Republican National Convention

by Icy Weiner April 11, 2019

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Republican

Any person who is hypocritical, obsessed with wealth and authority, devoid of compassion or empathy, gets an erection from guns and bombs, is incapable of honesty, cowardly, unable to produce origianl or creative thoughts, a rascist defender of White Privalege with a whiney bitchass sense of entitlement, extremely narrow-mined, ethnocentric, cheap, and blaims all the worlds problems on Democrats, minorities, or foriegners. They can often be seen driving Ford F150 Trucks with "Bush '04" stickers still on them five years later. Typically they were the fat, ugly, aukward, or boring kids in High School who never got laid and weren't smart enough to sit with the nerds. They grow up and attempt to horde money, because women will only fuck them if they are rich.

Ex: Who are all those pricks at that bogus tea party gathering? Republican astroturf douchebags who can't figure out that Obama actually lowered their taxes...fuckin idiots!!!

by Jr Phillips August 11, 2009

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Republican

A redneck who sleeps with his sister.

It is a fact that every republican is a redneck who sleeps with his sister.

by republicans are bad April 14, 2020

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republican

Traditionally meant, "For the Republic," connotating "One for the people," as opposed to One who sides with an ideological "Empire," and initially had NOTHING to do with Right/Left-wing politics.

Ideologically speaking, Republicans' sworn enemy is not the Democrat, but the Imperial. However, there has been a switch in the labelling, and the party with interests in helping people by means of utilizing a/the Government run by the people (Republic/Republican) is actually a political view held by the Democrats (for example, Welfare, Civil Rights, Health Care, Education, ETC.)

The now-labelled "Republicans" bear a closer resemblance to Imperials (Exploitation, inconsideration, coercement of beliefs, etc.) than the traditional definition of Republicans.

Modern Democrat = Traditional Definition Republican

Modern Repubican = Imperial

by TheSagelySavant September 8, 2004

1406๐Ÿ‘ 266๐Ÿ‘Ž


Republican

Slang term for a child who wines and screams loudly when they don't get what they want.

Wow, your kid wines like a Republican receiving government healthcare.

by Editdroid9 September 12, 2009

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