Russians

People from the nation of Russia. There are currently 200,000,000 people around the world who could identify themselves as Russians. Russians have made great strides in the fields of literature, science and math, and of course, military technology. The Russians are traditionally very stubborn, very fierce, and very resourceful. Unlike what others might tell you, Russian women are some of the most beautiful in the world. Russian is also a great language because it has an interesting alphabet.

Dont fuck with the motherland!

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russian

is a person with a high taste for vodka, weed, cars, music, and guns. president is V Putin who has like a black belt in martial arts and is an ex KGB officer.

ex KGb officer? well our president bush knows how to ride a horse and choked on a pretsle.
ponili suki? ne trogaiti rossiu a to bleayt vseh so bombim.

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russian

Im Dane n im Russian cause im frum Russia n cause i:
can drink every alcohol
can smoke all da weed
like ta fite
luv money
H8 chinyz n almost all arabz
need a gun to live
hate wankstaz
my every word iz blya(fuck) idinahuy suka zlaebuchaya(fuck of stupid bitch muthafukka) sasi huy(sukk dikk) n many other good wordz.
I think u dont need ta know more.

Russian Mafia iz cumin 4 ya.

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russian

Literally gods. They have the strongest stomachs in the known universe. So strong that they can actually eat entire broken bottles without so much as a complaint!

Guy 1: Hey, eat this vodka
Russian: No provlem

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Russians

Just the sexiest man alive. Everyone wants to be Russian. The only ones who don't want to be Russian are the Russians themselves (Ukrainians too, but we don't talk about them). Служу Советскому Союзу.

-How can you be so sexy?
-It's simple - I'm Russian.
-Yeah, Russians are sexy af.

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Russian

A person who is born in the vast and great country of Russia. Known for being theives, drunks and soccer hooligans. Bar-fights are a national sport. Second place is the who-can-drink-more vodka-before-passsing-out competition.

Passport Control: Hey man where ya from?
Blonde Guy: (with heavy accent) Hello, I am Russian :)
Passport Control: Hey man back off!!! You cant have my wallet!! >:(

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“No Russian"

“No Russian" is a mision in cod mw 2. Is used in jokes. In the mision you go to an airport and kill tons of civilians with Makarov and others

Makarov in the elevator: Remember “No Russian".