The assistant-principal who works hard to keep hats/hoods off heads in the halls of Twin Valley.
"Where did your hat go, Kevin?"
"Oh, Mr. Barber, took it."
Someone who likes Cheese and can't stop pointing it out like a Mongoloid
you're such a tom barber
A singular slap to the back of the neck when someone you know recently has a haircut within the past a day or two
Man, this haircut is awesome but I've been getting barber slaps all day
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When you're shocked to find the girl you're with has a hairy vagina
(usually found out by touching that area and feeling the hairs poking out)
Bob : How was your night with Emma man?
Ben : Shit man, that girl gave me the biggest barbers surprise
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Not just a barber, DA BARBER. One who possesses that specific velvet swagger. Not only is he a barber, but often a therapist, an accountant, and in rare cases, a jeweler.
Ant: Im feeling like a cartoshka right now. I gotta go see Da Barber.
Al: Word up son. Da Barber is rabbid! he'll make you feel saucy!
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Someone with an unkempt or disheveled hairstyle, suggesting the subject received their haircut at a discounted rate from a barber training program.
Hey, get a load of barber school over here. I didn't know Flock of Seagulls was back on tour.
when a male barber presses his genitals against your hand while it is sitting on the armrest when getting a haircut.
Derp: Today while getting a haircut the barber totally gave me barber's touch!
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