Luigi Board

An ouija board for contacting dead Italians.

Dude, we contacted John Gotti last night. We had a seance and used the Luigi Board.

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Card boarded

Finding no toilet paper after going # 2. Just cardboard rolls.

Dam man, I had to use my boxers to clean myself after getting card boarded.

college board

A board of people who are greedy and wish to make money on the notion that all kids will the SATs (they are also in charge of AP testing) In real life they don't give a shit about kids and only use the testing as an excuse to make money by selling stocks. A proof that they are fake is when they decided to make a NEW SAT testing with writing included so that the Universty of California, better known as UCs, colleges would still accept it. Sometimes they may lose your test scores and will not refund you.

College board fucking lost my test scores for the SATs I took in June.

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Baby On Board

A yellow sign that shit-for-brains drivers believe will cause others to be extra cautious around them. In reality it signifies an idiot that thinks they're special because they have the sign that partially obstructs their vision, whether they have a baby in the car or not. It does NOT mean they are being careful while driving or give a shit about you. It actually can be viewed as a point of reference indicating you're within the vicinity of a fucking idiot behind the wheel.

I sometimes take the opportunity to pull along side of someone displaying a Baby On Board sign to see for myself what a fucking moron looks like. These cretins justify the issue of not allowing some imbeciles permission to breed. Do they actually think anybody gives a shit about their fucking kid?

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You board?

When someone is hit with a board, they are asked what is wrong, you board?

I hit Jim moving lumber and asked, you board?

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baby on board

The quick translation: Bitch on Board

"Baby on board" indicates a woman driver with a huge sense of entitlement just because she managed to pop out a kid. Stay out of her way. She thinks she had the immaculate conception, and expects everyone to bow down to her kid as if it were the new Baby Jesus.

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wet boards

A term typically used by a small circle of friends to describe a game on a Minecraft server called Hypixel.
The term was invented when someone switched the first letters of the words from "Bed Wars" to "Wed Boards" and the word "wed" was changed to "wet"

Person1: Hey you guys wanna wet boards?
Person2: Sorry can't I'm doing "homework"
Person3: L Cope
Person2: Shu'up