BOILED AS AN OWL

Drunk, smashed. Very drunk.

Otis Campbell was boiled as an owl before his trip began.

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Boiled Peanuts

A delicious snack consisting of green (raw), unshelled peanuts boiled in salt water. This delicacy is typically purchased in gas station parking lots and roadside vegetable stands and consumed by southerners of all socio-economic backgrounds. Almost always served in Styrofoam cups and wrapped in the skimpiest napkin ever made, this salty snack is intended to be shared with family and friends although it is not uncommon for asocial types to devour the whole cup as to not share any with his wife/mistress.

Rich Birmingham Business Man: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

Broke-Ass Methamphetamine-Addicted Construction Worker: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

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Boiling Springs

Town in the middle of nowhere with four black people, no stoplights, and one gas station where everyone gets their chew. If you drink, you go to mountain road extension. If you go to school (even if its once a week), it's the tight halls of BSHS. And if you fuck up, everyone knows about it. LET'S GO BUBBLERS.

Let's go to Boiling Springs so we can do nothing.

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weenie boil

A hot tub party with only dudes present. Derived from it's similarity to a crock-pot with water and hot dog wieners in it.

Mike's cabin was fun, but we need to get some chick's next time. The hot tub was a serious weenie boil.

boil-in-the-bag

instant, easy, not well-thought out. applies to viewpoints and opinions in particular

Last night my mate Turok was spouting his flimsy, boil-in-the-bag political opinions about the war

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hot boil

When you are eating out the old lady and the dog starts eating your ass

Oh man last night I was eating out the old lady and the dog started giving me a hot boil!

Crab Boil

Basically it's when you motor-boat someones butthole. A sexual partner places his/her lips inside the butt crack of their partner and exhails forcefully while turning head from side to side. This will generate a motor-boat like sound.

"Stacy quivered with excitement as Jennifer crab boiled her naked ass crack"