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When a a girl is so skilled at giving blow jobs, she can paint a candy cane pattern on your genitals. Usually doing so with her lipstick.
Bill: how did it go last night with Stacy?
Rick: you won't believe it man, she gave me a candy cane!
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The curvature of the penis due to excessive masturbation. (Penis usually reddens in color).
Doctor: I'm afraid your son has Candy Cane Syndrome.
Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.
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a line of cocaine and the football shaped Xanax. All the fun, none of the fear.
Candy canes are used by those who have a sense of balance. (you know what that means)
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When a woman has nipples so hard she can hang candy canes on them
Guy 1: Hey, did you those candy canes hanging on her nipples? They must have been so hard to keep them there!
Guy 2: Yeah! It’s called the candy cane challenge. It’s a holiday tradition.
A Candy Cane Dick is when a person wears tighty whiteys and their dick becomes curved like a candy cane.
Alex: Yo, David! You still wearing those tighty whiteys??
David: Yeah, why?
Alex: Hahahah, You must have a candy cane dick!
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The proscess of sexual intercourse with a girl during her period, then pulling out with your dick bloddy and ejaculating in her mouth and her putting it on your dick for a red and white dick.
"The Russian Candy Cane was so sweet and delicious.
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