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The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum with zipper gaping wide open exposing pubic fro or vajazzles.
The bus driver told me to sit down so I defiantly put one leg on the seat and gave him a Captain Morgan Belt Buckle. WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW, BUS DRIVER?!
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The act of Inserting the index finger into a vagina for pleasure only to leave it there stationary until awkward silence is broken.
It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.
Well David finally maned up last night... sort of. He pulled the Captain John Morgan on Suzie. hahahaahha
A specific version of the DP25, a Captain Jack Morgan is a drink consisting of a shot of Captain Morgan, a shot of Jack Daniels, and some Dr. Pepper. It combines the tasty palate of these three drinks to produce one of the most delicious drinks available, and gets you plenty crunk.
Last night they had Jack Daniels and C-Mo at the party, so I had some Captain Jack Morgans. Shit was SO cash.
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When you pour a whole bottle of rum in a girls vagina and the pick her up and let it pour out like a fountain on you
Guys did you hear that Ryan pulled a captain Morgan last night on his girl?
When you diss somebody follow it up with alling them captain morgan to add extra insult.
It can also be used when someone disses you to turn it around on them
You look so stupid. I just dissed you. CAPTAIN MORGAN
The dude that takes control of the parties and festivities . The planner , the organizer, the orchestrator.
I’m gonna Captain Morgan this shit and it’s gonna be epic!
When you have a wank and you decide to have one leg on the toilet seat to make the experience much better
Yesterday I decided to have myself a Captain Morgan. I wanted to feel like Jack Sparrow.