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When a person makes a wish on a dandelion, the dandelion fairy carries the wish to heaven.
I wished for a new phone, but apparently the dandelion fairy hasn't brought it to heaven yet.
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There are times when you're entering your partner from behind at which time she makes shat upon your curlies....at that time you both have entered the dandelion patch.
Bob: "you and Bertha were trashed last night" Steve: "You've got no idea....I was biting her back and she dropped me a fucking dandelion patch"
The biggest baddest gang around. They prefer to tickle their victims to death or make them have severe allergic reactions if applicable.
Guy1: Hey man, do you have allergies?
Guy2: Yeah, its the Dangerous Dandelions......
When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.
"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."
a CHUBBY DANDELION Is a genetically deformed dandelion that looks fat/chubby. Scientists don't know why chubby dandelions exist, especially since they're common in lawns, and can be annoying to get rid of just like any other weed in the grass.
"A CHUBBY DANDELION grew in my lawn, this isn't good!"
The concept of increasing the amount of something bad to such an extent that it becomes good.
The etymology comes from the fact that dandelions are actually very useful plants for dyeing, for medicine, and for food, but because people don't bother to cultivate them, they only ever show up as weeds. If people were to bother to farm them, on the other hand...
Dandelion-farming is the antithesis of oversaturation.
Reuben: Hey, remember when clickbaitey titles weren't ironic? Y'know, they were just... bad.
Simeon: Yeah. Guess that's the power of dandelion-farming for ya.
The term used when having sexual relations with someone that has liver failure.
Even though John's bitch is dying he still does the Yellow Dandelion on her ass