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Famous quote used by Papa Burgundy in the legendary film Anchorman
probably one of the best insults of all time, next to "You have bad hair".
you dirty smell pirate hooker, why dont you go back to your home on whore island????
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so listen, its basically a grime who likes to grime out all her friends and likes index fingers in her butt while she grimes her loser blink 182 wanna be hebrew boyfriend. pirate hookers typically have big ass mouths that are used primarily for the perfection of the art of fellatio, this is a high priority of the "daph". They also have massive booties, like pirates, but are also endowed with massive titties, not like pirates. In essence, they are grimes, with the addition of the hitherto information, as well as reminding you strangely of your mother, minus the love of fellatio.
That girl leslie, she is just a dirty ass pirate hooker, my finger was stuck in her butt for three hours and she wouldn't stop giving me dome, i'm so waterlogged i needed to blowdry my prick.
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Someone with the initials of AA or JM: Also known as someone who is just being Faggy(see faggy) and may do annoying things like jump on your bed, making annoying noises, and becomes obsessed with new found adult desires which become the focus of their lives and the lives of their friends who are desperately trying to get them laid so they will stop bitching about it.
Person 1-"Hey what the hell are you doing Jenny?"
Jenny/ Dirty Fudge Packing Pirate Whore-" Giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle jump jump loud noises, blah blah blah, sex"
Person 1- "Damit Jennifer stop penetrating my bed with your moist feet you dirty fudge packing pirate whore!"
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All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.
Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
Someone who sleeps around so much that she smells like a pirate.
Krystal wanted to sleep with Stephen but he said she was too much of a dirty pirate hooker.
A Dirty Pirate is a mixed shot, Made with half Captain Morgan spice rum half banana liqueur.
Creator : Christian Howard-Harris
When you cum in your girl's eye and kick her in the shin so she starts hobbling around saying "Aaarrrr"
I gave my girl a dirty pirate last night, so she if kinda pissed today and not talking to me