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Hammered Dog Shit

(Abbreviated sometimes as HDS) In the field of welding, this refers to a weld that's so bad, it looks like your dog Scruffy ate Taco Bell that was 3 weeks old and had been sitting out in the sun all day, and took a shit in the joint of the weld. Originally used to describe bad stick welds, but it applies to any method (MIG, TIG, flux-core, oxyfuel, etc). Depending upon the quality of the HDS, it can be nearly impossible to grind down.

1. Billy: "Hey Jim, I decided to cap that weld you've been working on"
Jim: "You jackass! You just laid some hammered dog shit all over my stack of dimes!"

2. The CWI didn't even bother X-raying the welds that Billy made, he could spot that grade-A hammered dog shit from a mile away.

3. It took Cletus nearly an hour on the oxyacetylene torch to wash away the hammered dog shit that Jim squirted out using his new spool gun.

4. Cletus thought he had some dimes to post to weldporn and weldernation, but it was really just HDS.

5. It doesn't matter if you're AWS certified, we all lay down some HDS from time to time.

by Mrcrackofdawn August 24, 2017


Albino dog shit

Aged dog shit that has been left out in the sun and turned a white color

person 1-look at the Albino dog shit left on the hot pavment

person2-i can smell that shit from here

by Norte Nigglet Malester April 22, 2011


Baby dog shit

A person who is both king of jerks, and babies.

Bob: I hear you broke up with Diana last night.
Jack: Yeah, she had a crazy temper tantrum; she almost stabbed me with a fork!
Bob: Well you cheated on her, so it makes sense. I think you should talk to her.
Jack: No, fuck her, and I don't wanna get stabbed.
Bob: Dude, you are such a piece of baby dog shit.

by Rdcatfish302 July 25, 2011

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dog shit taco

a taco that consist of dog shit and a flour tortilla with your choice of toppings

your breath smells like you eat a dog shit taco

by Zack Harrison November 19, 2007

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hammered dog shit

The way one appears after a rough night of anything.

Man, you must have really tossed back some whiskey last night because you look like hammered dog shit.

by Dave McVicker April 11, 2006

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Dog Shit Sniffer

A person who has extremely weird tastes concerning a wide range of things from bizarre social interactions to food, drink and entertainment.

Doug has no discernible discrimination when it comes to many parts of life in general and it's interactions. The guy is undoubtedly a veritable Dog Shit Sniffer.

by Za Cosmic Clown May 22, 2019


Boring as dog shit!

Something or some place that is extreme boring to one. Or just bored to death about something or some place.

Man, this party is boring as dog shit! This football game is boring as dog shit!

by xmonkey September 22, 2010

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