dog's bollocks

though to come from the 1950s where construction toys would be sold in two sizes box standard and box deluxe. giving us bog standard (generic, kind of pants, no extras) and the dog's bollocks (the bee's knees, the best, the greatest ever)

david beckham is the dog's bollocks

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dogs bollocks

When you mangina yourself, then turn around to show your friends the Dogs Bollocks.

We were getting changed, having a laugh when Dave showed me his mangina. He turned around to get his towel and them BLAM, I saw the dogs bollocks. I am mentally scarred.

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Dog's Bollocks Syndrome

An uncurable illness which affects any organism that has a certain ability. This causes them to do use this ability whenever they can.

To put it in a simple context, why does a dog lick it's bollocks? Because it can.

Why did George Bush start the war in Iraq? Because he could.

Why does Madonna wear very tight and revealing costumes? because she can.

Also known as DBS, but unrelated to Dumb Bitch Syndrome.

Me: Gawd, I hate those sound effects Radiohead use.

You: That's because they've got DBS.

Someone else: DBS?

Me: Dog's Bollocks Syndrome.

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Dog's bollocks

The old version of the colon(also toilet related):- when someone types :-
A bit dirtier than i thought, i thought the smiley had a nose but instead it gained a nus

Hey, VSauce michael here, did you know that back in the day, people but a - in front of the :?:- I want you to guess what it was called; dog's bollocks