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Where only the elite mma fighters train.(home of the ground and pound)
Holy shit i got invited to the mackerson dojo!
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Guy 1: Bro lets go to the Green Dojo
Guy 2: Don't you mean smoke that Green Dojo
Guy 1: Yup.....Alright!!
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a popular touch screen game where you must make 3-12 letter words with letters that fall onto the screen. found in most bars and some coffee shops. extremely addictive and often called "crack touch" or "crack quaters" since it only costs a quarter per game.
"what has Kate been up to lately?"
"I dont know, i heard she is trying to get the highest score on word dojo"
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Someone who steps into a dojo/gym and thinks they are hard when they used to play soccer or other non combat sports, by wearing tapout shirts claiming to be a real fighter with only two weeks of martial arts training.
" hey man don't fuck with me i do ufc "
" ye man that guy is a dojo gangster "
When one shoves 1 or more feet inside the vagina or anus of a woman.
Dude I just Brazilian dojo Vanessa, I even fit both feet in.
Wow dude she must’ve been loose
An Asian style weed hut where Marijuana is grown, smoked and stored.
Yo wanna join me at my Weed Dojo its going to be deep man!
The Mojo Dojo is the post-modern equivalent of the Oracle of Delphi for otherwise emasculated aspiring Alpha Males seeking to acquire zen status amongst the fairer sex. Located within the catacombs of an old London meat market, where it is said that Barry White once performed a number of underground gigs in the halcyon days of free love, access to the Mojo Dojo conveys upon its initiates the secret of easy charm and irresistible sexual potency. The collective scripture of the Mojo Dojo is referred to informally as the Commandments of Egan, in homage to the semi-mythical founder of the movement.
Rob:"Damn, I'm feeling like such a limp beta male these days, I have absolutely no chat and struggle to impress the ladies simply by shamelessly displaying my high-powered tailoring like an egotistical power crazed peacock"
Clive: "Get yourself down to the Mojo Dojo lad, I hear that one session there and women will be immediately fawning at your impressive command of the ten Commandments of Egan"
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