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Fluked

To be blown off, stood up or turned down by a specific person.

You Fluked me last night when it was time to reciprocate oral sex

by Trenni May 26, 2016

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fluke

1. A name given to woman who wear their G String or thong high enough to where it resembles the flukes of a whale.

1. I dunno why, but the flukes on that chick is hot.

by I Am Poopman May 11, 2007

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Captain Fluke

He is the amazing Captain Fluke! He plays games, but doesn't really stick to a "let's play," but that's pretty cool that he doesn't. He has a few play lists that include MULTIplaying!, Playing!, and some mine craft. He is in a crew (Rage calls it Crew but the others are trying to find a better one), with RageGamingVideos, GenerationHollow, Evanz111 Tyde, Peace, and Gubiak. Captain Fluke just goes by the name of Fluke or Will. Mainly Fluke because Evanz111's name is also Will. Will (Fluke) has googles, that is what he mine craft skin is wearing. On mine craft people say he loves Ocelots.

Captain Fluke is awesome

by CheeseheadSyd (Sydney Wick) October 3, 2013


fluke

something that doesn't go as planned. can be used to describe a situation or a person.

"That party was a fluke"

"Weren't you suppose to hang out with your friend tonight?" "Yeah, but they fluked"

by brittanyxcarter April 3, 2011

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Sandra Fluke

Stuck up bitch who wants other people to pay for her to fuck every single guy in the country.

Did you hear about Sandra Fluke? Ya she just banged every guy on the floor.

by concernedcitizentaxpayer March 7, 2012

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Sandra Fluke

A miserable, unpleasant and bitterly unattractive female who claims she and 40% of her Georgetown Law coeds need $1,000/yr for contraceptives. She was dragged into a controversy when talk-radio host Rush Limbaugh called her a "slut" for blowing through a grand's worth of contraceptives in a year, thus causing leftists to hyperventilate, shit their pants, and fall all over themselves trying to get him kicked off the air, in their true fascist ways. However, Limbaugh should not have called her a slut. He should have called her a lying shameless freeloader, and a professional victim who expects everyone else to fund her sex life. (cause now this is a right too apparently) People aren't against contraception. They're against forcing insurers to cover it if they don't want to. And anyone and everyone knows you can get "the pill" for around $10/month, and condoms relatively cheaply also. (Again, she's a LIAR!) And god forbid the shameless little freeloader be expected to control her urges until she can get to a gas station and pay a couple dollars for some condoms. That's just too much to ask of the lying man-jawed freak. When Fluke wants to fuck, it's NOW! Like a monkey in heat, impulse control is out of the question.

Dude: "Hey, who's that slut on the corner holding up a sign that says 'will fuck for free"

Dude 2: That's a man......oh wait, no, that's Sandra Fluke, the slut that blows through a grand a year on contraceptives, and wants US to pay for it all!

Dude: Wow, what a shameless, lying, freeloading sack of shit!

Dude 2: I agree. Now let's go buy some condoms and tag-team that hoe.

Dude: Right on!

by RME1976 March 8, 2012

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Fluke Natouch

A talented and versatile Thai actor born on the 1st of June 1996. He is considered as one of the best Thai actors of the generation.

He starred in the film 'My Bromance' as Bank in 2014 and Pharm in the series 'Until We Meet Again.'

Fluke Natouch is so pretty, I cri. How can he be so cute and sexy at the same time?

Fluke Natouch is so talented that the world does not deserve him.

I want to meet Fluke Natouch in person!

by Nikkolo Imperial July 25, 2020