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the gentleman

the act of turning around and farting in a girl's face after she has just given you felatio

Marteese was so pleased with the young girl's job, that he gave her the gentleman.

by Steelydan February 26, 2005

11πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


gentleman

(noun) (plural = gentlemen) A primitive form of man, more evolved than Neanderthal or Cro-Magnon but too naive to survive in modern times.

Gentlemen were mostly wiped out by feminism in the 1980s and 1990s and replaced by modern man. The inherent weakness of gentlemen was their failure to recognise women as competition. They therefore wasted significant amounts of energy pandering to the female sex and were exploited at every opportunity by the latter.

She says β€œyou’re such a gentleman”

She thinks β€œyou doormat; I wonder how much free food, alcohol and entertainment I can get out of you”

by Reiki Master May 20, 2005

65πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


Gentlemanism

A man's instinct to provide help of any respectable form for the opposite sex.

I did not hold the door for a woman with a stroller as she was entering the waiting room in a hospital. It was against my Gentlemanism.

by xScareCrow92 September 17, 2012

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Gentleman

A word mostly used in the upper echelons of the UK Soulful House music scene. The word is generally used to place the individual on a pedestal and is generally used as a statement to describe a person's superiority within the music scene. A soulful house music producer that makes beautiful songs is generally referred to as a Gentleman, whereas the music producer that makes instrumental tracks without using live instruments is perceived at the lower end of class.

"have you heard that song by so and so, a proper gentleman's song that is mate." (these songs are generally bland vocal songs with lots of live instruments used to send the listener to sleep)

by LondonTruth1234 October 19, 2018


Gentlemanity

When a guy has a lot of gentleman like qualities and is manly. Also is full of humanity and, err, stuff.

12 year old Girl: "So, I need to find a guy with a lot of gentlemanity?"
Much older Girl: "Yes, it is important to find a guy who won't treat you like a video game."
12 year old Girl: "You mean play me?"
Much older Girl: "Exactly"

by yocjelia July 31, 2011

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


gentleman

a man who wears fancy socks

Looks at his purple plaid socks... jonathan must be a gentleman

by wallstquant March 14, 2009

15πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Gentleman

stephen wrote the book of gentleman many years ago, the first copy was published in the mid 1800's and read by over 70% of the worlds population - here in 2010 a copy of this book is very hard to come by, people believe every book in existance was destroyed in a bid to keep 'gentlemanizm' unknown, only a select few have had the art of gentleman sent down to them throughout the generations. Stephen Plank, the creator of the book still lives, it is predicted he is over 5 thousand years old

"that stephen plank sure is a gentleman"- quote by an anonymous gentleman plank fan

by nomnomnomage April 14, 2010

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž