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When your granny takes out er TEETH! (dentures) and gives a young man with a cock a blow job. AKA grammy gum job.
old lady walks into my room and she gets horny and pulls her dentures out and un-zipz my pants and starts deep throatin' and swallowing my cum. boys and girls, that's what a GRAMMY GUM JOB is!
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And the 2020 Grammy Album Of The Year goes to folklore by Taylor Swift
TR was the second of six children, and produced five more with the help of her husband DRMRMD. She is a pillar of her church, where she's been seen handling and distributing leftover eucharist to unbaptized children in an attempt to preserve traditional catholic morals. A bosom so large, she's been known to feed up to six children at once without needing to turn water to wine. TR is used as an endearing term for women that encapsulates the spirit of the Virgin Mary while not being a virgin themselves. With a heart as large as her massive heinie, TR manages to offend all while trying to include some. Equally caring and divisive, TR attempts to reconcile the racial differences by surgically altering the shape of her eyes. A baker at heart, She avoids using ingredients that could be interpreted as minority acceptance. It is worth noting that she also does not accept the drug, although her husband has been caught exiting the premises of the dispensary. In short, TR (Grammy) is a well meaning racist with an ass so phat it somehow distracts from her enormous breasts.
"What's behind the Dirt pile?" Says Grandpa. "That's not a dirt pile, that's my chest, and what's behind it is my bum." Says TR (Grammy).
The musical equivalent of Oscar bait where your album has a oldie but goodie sound to it (Classical,Piano ballad,Country,60's Rock) so to appeal 2 the 40-plus Grammy voters
Adele won over Beyonce because her album was Grammy bait and got the voter the nostalgic Hearts pumping
Verb; The act of covering a sensor toilet's sensor with a piece of toilet paper and pooping in the toilet so that the toilet will not flush and everyone can see your masterpiece.
Guy one: Oh man, did you see his dump that thing deserves an Oscar?
Guy Two: Yeah thank goodness he made it a Grammy in the Club, that way we could all see it.