jab

the administration method for the coronabug fauxine

injections hurt, but you will not be let out of your house, can't have a job, won't be allowed to buy anything until you get the Covid Passport and your quarterly jab.

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The Jab

Another name for the COVID-19 vaccine often used by individuals who are skeptical of the vaccine's safety or purpose.

In boxing, a jab is something you would most likely want to avoid or dodge, thus the vaccine was given the same name.

Employer: "The new mandate requires all employees are required to get the COVID-19 vaccination to continue working here."

Employee: "Fuck that, I'm not getting the Jab, I quit!"

Jabbed In

Like tapped in but harder..... poked in... JABBED IN!

Chad : “damn shawty ur tapped in!”

@biiccy on twitter : “no I’m so tapped in I’m... jabbed in!”

jab

A quick insult. Usually lighthearted.

That girl was pretty annoying today, so I made a quick jab at her before leaving.

No jab

Word typically used prior to a honest statement in which a person may take offense to or in a way that shade is being thrown.

No jab, but those shoes don’t like the best on you.

jabbing

1.the art of hitting on a woman will mild complements and flirtatious words. keeping it short and sweet. never giving her the feeling that she is being hit on, because she's getting jabbed ;)

2. small punches that do little to no harm, but gets the job done in a boxing match.

3.to get a feel for a woman's personality by asking her simple questions and giving her a clever response to her answer. bitches love when you listen.

4. Very short intellectual words, phrases or jokes that leave little to no room for female to think. therefore melting her brain and controlling her every thought. bitches loved being controlled.

1.Chonie_26 "hey man did you get that girls number"

RHett_69 "yup" i was jabbin her all night and she gave it up"
2. Oneal_45 "hey lets go jabbing tonight"
3. george_22 "i jab all day errrday"
4. mike_jones" hey lets go hit on some chicks tonight"

Paul_wall " no mike i do not hit on girls, its too cliche, lets go jabbing"

5. Brett27 " ive been jabbing this chick all semester and she still wont fuck me.

6.jason_99 "i have a girlfriend, doesnt mean i cant jab other girls ;)"

7. Nicker_bokers33 " hey man i don appreciate you jabbing my girlfriend.

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jab

it means just a bit and it can be ironic.

- "you look tired "
- "yea jab ."

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