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is the sweetest guy you may every meet, he knows what to say and when to say it. he has most beautiful eyes;easy to get lost in. he is very easy to fall in love with. he is rarely known to break your heart. he can make you stop in you tracks and watch him walk by. when you see him all you can do is smile. is reslly good at a lot of things. he is known to make you feel lke the most beauiful person in the world. he wont ever understand why you love him as much as you do even if he says he does he really doesnt. he'll never make you do something you dont want to. and he is always the first one to apologize. he'll never lie, and he'll tell you what he thinks. he is just amazing. he is a really good friend. he is really funny someone to keep you laughing. he is the one you'll pick over your own boyfriend, even if your madly in love with your bofriend. jacob is maybe one of the most perfect guys in the word! you'll fall right in love with him the minute you see him.
girl:jacob!
jacob: hey i was just thinking about you!
girl:what about me?
jacob:just you. i wanted to talk to you just thinking about you.
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One who makes an account on urban dictionary to make a definition for his girlfriend’s name.
I’m not stupid, Jacob. But it was a nice try, and a cute try regardless. I love you.
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Someone who is mysterious and impossible to figure out. Just like a maze: once you get him, he changes. He is known to be a little fruity, but once you get to know him, you won't even notice. Although he's a little weird, he finds a way to get to be very important in your heart. He's great at sports and being sociable. He's definitely one you want to keep as a friend forever.
Guy: That guy acts a little weird...
Girl: That's just Jacob. Once you're friends with him, you hardly notice.
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Jacob, a very smart, handsome guy who has the best humor ever! He has brown hair and blue eyes and is short but its cute. He can make anyone smile and he makes people feel so amazing! He has the best personality to die for. He is a very chill person and can be lazy sometimes but he also plays sports. Football is hisfavourite. He loves tacos and big foot candy so if you get him some he will love you forever ;3 i can trust him with all my secrets and he is there supporting me and helping me all the time! Jacob overall is just the most amazing guy I have ever met and I would love to be able to call him mine sometime soon :)
Person: " Is that the Jacob you've been talking about?"
Me: "Yes. He's so amazing and perfect its unbelievable, he makes me feel so amazing!"
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A guy with a extremely big penis and knows how to have a good time. A very sweet and hot down-to-earth guy. He treats girls with respect and with care and love. Any girl would want him.
"Did you see that guys dick? He must be Jacob!"
"That Jacob is so sweet!"
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(noun, plural) Balls, testicles, nuts. A popular term in Cockney rhyming slang. Taken from Jacobs crackers, a cracker manufacturer, it rhymes with knackers, which is itself a popular British slang term for balls. Used to great effect by Brick Top in the Guy Ritchie film "Snatch."
If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. And if you ever interrupt me whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your fucking jacobs off!
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