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A bathtub in which one person farts while another urinates on them.
My girlfriend bathed in a Pennsylvania jacuzzi last night.
When a woman is extremely wet, but then queefs so much the wet pussy bubbles- like a jacuzzi.
I turned that girl on so much she had a pussy jacuzzi going.
When a stream of water catapults up your butthole damaging the frontal lobe of your brain rendering you helpless.
Jim: Does anyone know why Travis has been out so long? He's missed a lot of work.
Banessa: I heard over the weekend his brother pushed him in the hot tub and he got a Jacuzzi Noodle.
Jim: Praying for a speedy recovery.
The official autopsy of Whitney Houston revealed that the cause of death was "jacuzzi faint."
In the moments before Whitney died she drew a scalding hot bath, shot some freebase cocaine and stepped in the tub. Because she was so high, she could not feel the pain from the scalding hot water so she stood there for a bit. Then her body reacted to the extreme pain and the blood rushed out from her head causing her to... Well, jacuzzi faint.
Whitney Houston jacuzzi fainted
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A Jacuzzi Tube is a sexual euphamism, similar to "Dirty Sanchez," which refers to anal intercourse where the receiver farts while being penetrated.
My girlfriend had mexican food for dinner last night and couldn't stop farting as I fucked her in the ass... It felt great! Like jacuzzi jets all over my cock! Viva la Jacuzzi Tube!!!
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Sculpture of Anna Livia formerly located midway up O'Connell Street, Dublin, Ireland, consisting of a very long, flowing, stylised female figure in a fountain (Anna Livia being a personification of the River Liffey and by association the city of Dublin). Removed to make way for the O'Connell Street Spike, better known as the Stiletto in the Ghetto, in the year 2002.
We all miss the floozie in the jacuzzi.
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The frothy byproduct of jacuzzi sex.
Smithers, clean up that jacuzzi butter you and Jeeves made!
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