An item that your ancestors have jizzed on. And has been passed down from generations to generations.
When someone ejaculates in the back part of the toilet.
I was trying to be discreet so I took an upper jizzer in the bathroom
The act of ejaculating in the top part of a toilet then flushing to coat the inside of the bowl.
Hey can you leave that picture of Sydney Sweeney in the bathroom I gotta take an upper jizzer
A guy who does not visit Porn Hub on the regular hence he has to become a Bed Jizzer.
Damn Ilya, you're such a Bed Jizzer
The repetitive shaking of a woman's chin by the hand of the male she is giving head too.
jizzered: The repetitive shaking of a woman's chin by the hand of the male she is giving head too.
Busting in the girls face in the shape of Zorro's Z then smacking her in the face with your dick.
Dude I jizzer smacked that bitch at billy's party last night.