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when a guy ties his girl up in bed, stuffs a bannana in her mouth, then urinates on her head.
my girl was nagging me all day so I gave her a Louisiana lemonade stand last night to shut her up.
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When in a men's urinal a stranger or lover comes up behind the pisser and massages the shoulders or ass to ease the tension and allow for a more exciting release.
Stephen just san fran lemonade stand a homeless man!
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and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great
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And he said to the man, running the stand: "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."
I wanted to do a jojo reference but some one already did "Oh? You're approaching me?" :/
You, minding your own business:
a duck walked up to a lemonade stand (he has a hand k1nk): "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."
You: "Dude, what the hell?
when a woman stands over a man and extracts vaginal juice and pours it on the mans eyebrows
very similar to the rusty iron bullet
Dude that chick was so crazy she asked me to do the broken down lemonade stand, my eyebrows were disgusting for weeks
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When you piss on someone's pillow, then put it in the freezer and then assault the person whom owned the pillow with their newly frozen treat
The bastard stole my pitching wedge so I gave him an Alaskan Lemonade Stand when I was over last.... He gave it back.
The weirdest place you will ever join like I'm not even capping. Don't join the place
I regret visiting Andy's Lemonade Stand