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Someone hwo goes to a crowded place and follows people. They usually watch people to see there next moves and try to get them in trouble.
Evan: That dude is a lurker man!
Jeff: Yeah, I know! Let's leave!
Evan: He's following us!
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Some body who hangs around where vehicles are parked.
Damn the lurker who hangs out in the marina creeps me out.
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A Lurker is like a creep he is the kid that sits in the back of your anatomy class. He has large but sunken in eyes,greasy hair, a pasty complexion, and a crooked smile. When he laughs he sounds like he's hissing. He also offers you rides home to and from school even though he lives 15 miles out of the way. But thats ok because he never sleeps. His biggest fantasy is to be your number 1 stalker.
"Look at that goddamn Lurker, get out of my Art Room Lurker."
"I'm not turning my back to you for one second Lurker."
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Someone who comes over to your house and stays really late, even if your tired and have to work the next day.
Dang, Tim is such a lurker; he wouldn't go away and was over at my house until 4am. I didn't get any sleep.
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one who smokes your weed but never offers to smoke his or hers
"Don't let that lurker come, he never has any chron to blaze"
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One who lurks, particularly online in chat mediums. Lurkers are fond of staying in the shadows like a spider but monitoring online chat activity all the while. Lurkers usually have a tendency to profess innocence of lurkdom, as well as offer excuses of supposed non-lurk activity when caught.
"Did you see that guy, Alan, online? Boy is HE a lurker."
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A lurker is a girl at a party (the ugliest bia there). The Lurker just chills pretending to drink throughout the party. She is looking for the drunkest guy there. When she finds a drunk ass guy she makes her move. usaully said guy is to drunk to resist and they bone. this is one of the worst things that can happen to a guy because they will always be remembered for banging the shit out of that fat ass bia.
P.S. a true friend warns his drunken friends that he is being lurked
Damn did you see that Gregs drunk ass almost got lurked but bobby saved him, thats a true friend.Plus she was one ugly ass lurker.
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