Map

a code word for the Morning After Pill, used by girls who need to keep last nights antics a secret. Useful if your on the phone to a friend and theres somebody within hearing distance thats not supposed to know what you've been upto. for example, if your having an affair or your parents are around. The word 'map' makes girls feel less slutty than they actually are.

girl 1: so what did you get upto last night...?

girl2: ah nothing much really, can you come with me to buy a map...

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map

Something navigators forget to mention before you begin a long journey and get lost.

"I thought navigators could read maps!"

"Im sorry but I just tell people the 'right' way to go...who needs maps anyway."

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Map

1. A top-down view of a specific place meant for navigation
2. That one character from Dora The Explorer
3. What pedophiles like to call themselves

Normal dude: "Let's use a map"
The Map from Dora The Explorer: "I'm The Map"
Random pedophile: "I'm a MAP"

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MAP

1.) Acronym for multiple animator project.

2.) Acronym for minor attracted person, or in other words, a pedophile.

E.g. 1: “There is this MAP I’m working on with the characters from Time of Stonewall.”

E.g. 2 “I hate MAPs, they are so disgusting and I wish they all would burn in a fire for trying to be apart of the LGBTQ community.”

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map

This is an acronym for the three greatest holes a girl has to offer. Her Mouth, her Ass, and her Pussy. Not necessairly in that order. It makes it a lot easier to simply refer to a MAP than to spell everything out for your buddies. See m.a.p.

"On that road trip with your mom we broke down. But that was ok we just hung out and I used her MAP for a while"

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Map

A picture or diagram showing the location and distance of cities, towns, rivers, ect.

My map will help me get to Canada

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map

1. the face

2. a bank check

If you keep your map clean you won't get as many zits.

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