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A low-quality microphone, usually attached to headsets, that is loud and makes the speaker inaudible, similar to the microphones used by squeakers on Xbox Live. The effect can be mimicked by simply putting your microphone right up to your mouth.
Timmy, I can't understand you, I think you have an xbox microphone.
refers to when a group of people are all getting high by passing around a pipe, typically made of blown glass, and the person currently holding it decides to start telling a story or a long-winded joke...completely forgetting that they're still in possession of the ganja.
Dude, enough with the glass microphone, pass that shit over here already!
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A low key way to describe a black person who is ignorant or rude.
Jim: omg, that black guy just called that white guy a fucking cracker!
Bob: What a microphone head!
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AKA as an "MP." Someone who thinks he/she's an MC and that he/she can flow on the mic, but they are wack and in reality they are polluting the microphone with their wannabe rhymes.
Jackie: Yo, what was up with that guy who grabbed the microphone away from Rakim and he tried to improvise a rap onstage?
Larry: That guy is definitely not an MC, he's a Microphone Polluter with his wack-ass raps about the suburbs.
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When some ones sleeping with there mouth open and you fart in their mouth causing an echo
Bobby received a french microphone after falling asleep at the party
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masterbating in public while someone sings the song you requested they sing in karaoke.
girl 1: that bitch is singing my song!
girl 2: well lets oklahoma microphone her.
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Descriptive of a penis whilst it is getting sucked
She was gagging for sex, but was dropping clots, so instead she bent down and sucked the protein microphone
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