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The mixture of two different drugs, being Mephedrone (Mortal) and Ketamine (kombat), equalling a wobbly k-hole euphoria feeling
"Let's Mortal Kombat it tonight!" mephedrone and ketamine mixed together and done either in the form of: lines, bumps, bombs or smoked
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when ur having intercourse with a girl from behind..and ur fucking her soooo hard she's screaming like Shiva from Mortal Kombat. Than, once ur about to bust ur load, u pull out and turn her around. You shoot ur load in the air so she looks up to catch it. as she goes to catch iit in her mouth, you yelll "FATALITY" and chop her right in the neck. preferbly with ur right hand. she falls to the ground in utter pain.
person 1: dude...how was tht girls house?
person 2: not bad...i gave her the mortal kombat and did evn clean up!!!
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Use during sexual intercourse during a party when others can hear you...mainly before ejaculating..Right before ejaculating, scream out Mortal Kombat and the croud responds by shouting FINISH HER!
i WAS SMASHING MY GIRL AT A PARTY AND BEFORE I CAME I SCRAM OUT MORTAL KOMBAT WITH A LOUD RESPONSE IF FINISH HER FROM THE CROUD!MAKING MY EXPERIANCE SO MUCH BETTER!
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Cursed video "game" that was created by the devil to trick our youth into sinning.
"Wow, that really was a Mortal Kombat".
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A game that has evolved extremely over the last 2 decades. A good alternative to masturbation, especially when you get really stressed.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Mortal Kombat X with your daddy?
Boy: But dad, that game looks scary... Dad?
Dad: *Burns Call of Duty Ghosts* Dad wins, Fatality!
Boy: *faints*
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While writing a phrase or word the begins with the letter C, the C is then replaced with the letter K to make it sound Kool. This type of vocabulary can always makes the most dull sentances look so much more intesne.
Regular sentance: "I must now Combat with the mighty Comotose Crabs of Concubine and Crush the Crazy Cougars before the great Crackers of Canada Cock block all the Crackreads in Columbia."
Kool Sentance: "I must now Kombat with the mighty Komotose Krabs of Konkubine and Krush the Krazy Kougars before the great Krackers of Kanada Kock block all the Krackheads in Kolumbia."
Mortal Kombat Vocabulary is the Key to Kool writing.
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The act of using a 'K' in place of a 'C' in the spelling of a proper noun.
"Hello, my name is Josh."
"Well, hello Josh, I'm Kristi, mortal kombat spelling."
"Ah, Kristi with a 'K'.
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