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muff

When someone does something dumb, you muff them with your hand swipe upside their head while sayin muff and move your hand back and forth in a sawing motion

Turn off your car before your battery dies an shit dude............................................................an shit man..... I was bein sarcastic nigga.
MUFFFFFFFFFF Able !!!!!!!!!!!

by ROberto Fabre June 29, 2003

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muff

an area of pubic hair between the legs

first person:
i opened up her legs and got attacked by crabs.
second person:
dude, she really has to shave her muff.

by burntice September 15, 2006

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Muff

.Vagina
.Pussy
.muffin
just another name for the fleshy pink privates of the female body.

guy #1: Hey what you doing?
guy #2: whatching porn look you can see her muff

by comedyandtragedy February 10, 2008

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Muff

Pubic hair on a woman. Relates to the surrounding vaginal area on a woman who is:

1) Unaware that pubic hair is now a crime punishable by death
2) Thinks it's attractive to have hair bursting out at the sides of her underwear (aka spider legs escaping the nest)
3) Unclean and enjoys the smell of the odour of her vaginal fluid and other bodily fluids seeping onto her pubes
4) Something you see on a woman in pre-1990s porn

"I love washing my face in your muff"

"I thought you were wearing black skimpy panties until I realised it's your muff"

by Doctor Phew August 14, 2011

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muff

a furry ornament for an erect penis

My penis wears a muff every Saturday night.

by muffdiver1001 August 20, 2009

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Muff

Anything of reference to a vigina

"dude, in that three some there was so much muff, like if the great wall of china was made of muff. That much."

by ASSCUNTBALLSMUFF February 14, 2010

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muff

fanny - womans genitals

ive been a muff diver for many the year
and spent all my money on muff divin gear
from goggles to flippers to oxygen tanks
if i cant have a muff dive ill just have a wank
and its mo ther well
motherwell fc

by pele February 10, 2004

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