New

A not used thing

Joe: these shoes are new dawg dont step on them!!
Dawg: Ruff Translated from Mutt WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE

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is the new

A term that has grown from political correctness into a mehod to make the 'old lame' into 'new and cool'.

Grampa: I am so old!
Grandson: Come on, Gramps. 80 is the new 60.
Grampa: I wear a diaper and I'm blind!
Grandson: Ya' look great, though.

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new

when one trend has surpased another.

Didn't you hear? Gray is the new black

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NEWS

Nipple Erection Without Stimulation. See NHO

Dude... its cold outside. That chick has NEWS.

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new

an unknowing novice about a different concept.

"It's a new fashion trend mom. You don't know anything. You're so new."

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new

any word in a sentence whether it be adjective, noun, verb, or adverb

That new guy is so new, his newness reminds me of the newly washed new i was newing at earlier.

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sword new new

a Chinese internet slang equivalent to "嗦我的牛牛" (as a close homophone) meaning "suck my d*ck"

- Can you sword new new.
- Show show way!

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