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Another thing that people sexually identify as.
"No, i am not a lesbian, I sexually identify as a platypus. Thats why i date girls"
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To throw an Australian 20 Cent coin, which features a platypus on its tail side, at the windshield of a car in an act of road rage.
Gary: Did you see that cunt cut me off? I'm going to Platypus him!
*Gary produces 20c Coin and throws it at the offending vehicle's windshield*
Steve: RIVERSIDE, MUTHA FUCKA!
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he´s kind of a mammal that lays eggs. His face shape is like a duckbill. Beaver-tailed and otter-footed animal.
i think a platypus is just like a random animal as he has parts of a lot of different animals¡¡
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lisa my platypus is so sore from fucking nick last night
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A sexual move which involves the female placing two pringles in her mouth making a duck bill. the man then smashes the pringles to pieces with his cock and the girl piles them all on her tongue, then the man cums on them, and the girl swallows the soupy mixture.
Dude Hayley and i had the best platypus last night!!
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To lay down on top of someone that doesn't want to get up, going completely dead weight until they can't take it anymore and eventually rise.
"Dude if you don't get up, I'm going to platypus the shit out of you."
"Fine, I"ll get up."
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