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Porn is short for pornography. It is usually a video/photo of two people (can be two of the same gender or make and female) having it. People mostly watch these videos when in their bedroom, with their clothes off and masturbating.
It was 3:00am in the morning and since her parents were not home she decided to watch porn. She rubbed her hand all over her vagina and screamed. On the screen the female rubbed her breasts on his face and the male humped her. The two squealed and moaned. "Harder! Faster!" the female yelled. "I love porn," she said as she pissed all over her hand.
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Porn is something many love but many won’t admit to watching it it is what gets your Dick real hard real quick and of you are watching it you need sex now
Mom:(opens the door) honey what are you doing omg
Son: what Oml I was.......watching porn and jerking off
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Sorry i cant come to cristmas dinner me and jenna jameson got a date!
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Something that can bei either so beautiful that it makes DaVinci cry, or so hideous and nasty that it makes David Cronenberg take notes.
Also, the favorite reading material of Evangelical Christians.
Evangelical Christians outwardly hate porn, but that's only because they maxed out their credit cards on it.
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Any form of media you completely lose interest in after masturbation.
That porn may seem nice now, but just wait fifteen minutes
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dating cost money 30 second porn clips are free on the internets
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The reason you need a new computer because of all the spyware/viruses you got from it.
i looked at so much porn my computer got infected and i need a new one.
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