Bro Potion

Any energy drink , such as Monster , Red Bull , etc. , etc. , especially those with motocross ties / sponsorships .

Bro # 1 : "Man , I feel like shit this morning ... and I gotta go paint the outhouse I built over at my girlfriend's house .

Bro # 2 : " Dude , grab a couple of Monsters ( "Bro Potion" ) and peel-out in your white Silverado with the MMA stickers on it ! "

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Devil's Potion

Cum combined with water in the shower. This creates a crusty, super adhesive that is difficult to remove.

Ben: "Dude, why is your arm hair so crusty?"
Josh: "It's the Devil's Potion. That's the last time i beat off in the shower!"

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mixing potions

The act of dry humping someone will you are intoxicated and half conscious.

I was drinking with a girl last night, and after five shots we went to bed and started mixing potions.

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potion seller

1. A person who sells potions.
2. An amazing and emotional video created through the use of Apple's photobooth.

1. The guy bought a potion from the sketchy looking potion seller.
2. Urban Dictionary forced me to write a definition on the term potion seller.

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THE LOVE POTION

is when your girlfriend is sleeping and you sneak up on her and fart in face and run away when she wakes up all startled she smells your fart (love potion)

my girlfriend was a real bitch last night and when she fell asleep i gave her ''THE LOVE POTION''

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morphing potion

A virtual product found on Neopets.com. Once fed to your pet, a morphing potion will change them into the potion's desciption. For example, a Green Uni Morphing Potion will turn your pet into a Green Uni

I had a morphing potion once, but I sold it for a tidy sum.

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Soap potion

When you add water to shampoo or soap bottle because it’s running out of soap

Did you make the soap potions in the shower?!