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When you printer turns on (or off) by itself.
Guy: Holy shit did you see that my printer just turned on by itself it scared me!
Friend: "ghost printer".....
Also known as the Printer Curse. Law states that the closer it is to the day that an essay, project, or report is due, the more likely your home printer will malfunction, refuse to print, or break down in the middle of printing.
The bane of high-school and college students' lives.
Teacher: Why is this report 4 days overdue?
Student: Sorry ma'am, it's the stupid Law of Printers.
The ink costs 7 times more than 1985 Don Perignnon champagne.
Companies fix the ink level monitors so you think it's empty when there's loads left.
"I just spent a weeks wages on a colour print cartridge"
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the print outs that come out when you replace the paper in the printer. obviously someone else didnt realize there was no paper left and so printed their stuff like 12 times, all of which did not work. a waste of paper and really annoying because its almost impossible to stop.
O man, i just wanted to print one page, but i had to deal with the printer vomit first.
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Punny Printer is a phrase that relates to an extreamly short pair of shorts, simillar to the term "batty rider" the term punny translates in English to "pussy" the printer part of the phrase is related to the "punny" constantantly rubbing up against or "printing" on the shorts.
You see dem gyal wear da punny printer still!
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To rumage through print jobs that are not one's own.
Whenever spud picks up a print job, he starts printer prying to see what other people in the office have been printing.
At college in dorm rooms lots of people have wireless printers. You can print off of anyone's printer and they will never know who printed. Printing naughty things is particularly amusing.
"Hey Josh, your printer is spitting out an image of a woman getting boned by a horse!"
"Jesus, I'm a victim of printer hijacking!"
"Haha, gotcha!"
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