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Fabio enchilada, the man who played George Lopez in the hit series Wizards of Waverly Place
guy 1: Shit dude, I need a burrito
guy 2: you paying?
guy 1: fuck you, you gay rattlesnake
When you are fucking a girl doggystyle and you shove 2 maracas in her ass then you donkey punch her so she shakes the maracas like a rattle snake
after dinner nick gave chads girlfriend a mexican rattlesnake while chad was sleeping
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during the ejaculation of a man by way of oral sex, the prevention of a woman, man or other to pull ones head off the ejaculating penis by pushing their head down continuously from behind with the foot of a third party on the back of the head
No Bubba i don't mind going second, the rattlesnake buffet has really improved brake timing with my work commute.
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leaving a reduced / non tip to a server at a restaurant for failure to bring you a drink refill (or even ask if you want another).
The rattlesnake is shaking your ice to try to get their attention.
When you eat at a restaurant and your drink runs dry. The server, for whatever reason, will not come by to give you a refill. You summon the "no tip rattlesnake" by shaking the ice in your glass to try to get their attention. You either do not get a drink, or it takes forever.
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A pink rattlesnake is usually found in the western united states (but can be found anywere), behind any bar by very drunk girls, often held in the hand of it's captor when removed from it's hiding spot and displayed for them to see. This snake is a spitter not a biter.
Guy: Have you ever seen a pink rattlesnake?
Drunk Girl: No?!
Guy : do you wanna see one?
Drunk Girl: Yes!
Guy: Let's go out back and I'll show you one.
Drunk Girl: OK!
The title of an old Fleetwood Mac song, redone by Aerosmith. It's pretty much about jacking off.
Dude, he's totally doin' the rattlesnake shake in there! Gross!
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When you take such a large dump so large that it hits the bottom of the toilet and coils up like a rattlesnake.
I took a steamy rattlesnake last night. It was so large I had to get the scissors.