Random
Source Code

Rhombus Face

Kyria was in maths one day when the teacher says, “rhombuses are basically just wonky squares,” to which Kyria replied, “oof that’s cool,” so she went around calling people wonky squares which later evolved into rhombus face.

Ugh of course you got the question wrong you rhombus face

by Rhombus Face May 8, 2019


Golden Rhombus

A Golden Rhombus is a sex act where-in exactly four people urinate on a fifth. The 'Rhombus' comes from the necessity for the four pissers to be aligned at unequal angles to avoid crossfire and obtain optimal coverage.

Yeah all four of them gave her a golden rhombus, it was totally not awesome.

https : // docs.google.com/open?id=0B2ueF4_Z_5DzU3A1XzVfd2FJQmM

by jbolivar June 28, 2012


purple rhombus

The Purple Rhombus is a god, always protecting it's followers, and abolishing non believers.

For strange reasons, some will have nightmares while thinking of the Purple Rhombus

Person a: Do you worship the Purple Rhombus?
Person b: No, that sounds stupid.

The Purple Rhombus would then stalk person b until they become a believer or if they refuse, the purple rhombus would hunt them down

by Kirbbaebi July 11, 2018


cunt-rhombus

The dirtiest word ever invented. It brings cunt to the next level. It refers to a cunt shaped like a rhombus.

Person 1: Did you see that strippers vag?
Person 2: Yes, it was almost definitely a cunt-rhombus.

Real Estate Agent: I think we will have to remove your microwave before we show your house because the word cunt-rhombus is written on it.

by boner_b_wild July 30, 2008

33👍 9👎


Love Rhombus

Similar to a love triangle, this is a convoluted mess of infatuation in which three people are competing for one persons affection. (a square is when everyone has a thing for each other, and a trapezoid is similar to a rhombus, but involves one homosexual)

Janet: "so Josh told me that he loves me!..but so did Jim...and Jeff; I just don't know who I want!"

Jane: Woah there caught in a little love rhombus, eh?

by ziaaaventurahigh May 6, 2010

15👍 3👎


dirty rhombus

A sex act involving four people. Essentially a 69 position taken to the next dimension.

Requirements for the dirty rhombus are that all of the participants must be of roughly the same length from genitals to mouth so that when they are engaged in the act of blowing each other or eating each other out they form a quadrilateral with equal sides.

Billy and I are going to get those two girls involved in a dirty rhombus.
Billy and I just dirty rhombied those two girls.

by donttestmebro January 18, 2011

6👍 1👎


Rubout Rhombus

The female equivalent of a circle-jerk, where several females (at least four) conjoin to form a rhombus or other polygon in which the connection is formed between one participant's hand and the adjacent participant's vagina.

Erin and Christina left their first rubout rhombus in both pain and pleasure, pleasure in their pussies and pain in their wrists.

by mfjaja January 25, 2012

6👍 1👎