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Startling.
Since guys like Roger from Training day (the ones that have a gun hidden in the newspaper they're reading) are rare instead of common, I'd watch the noisy one trying to be scary before I'd watch the quiet ones reading a book, newspaper, or magazine, since the noisy one is the one that will creep up from behind and shoot, split the back of your skull with a hammer, cut you in half with a machete, or run you over and keep going, all while claiming it was in self defense or on accident.
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Spooky. It will give you a shock!
Guy 1: BOO!
Guy 2: Oh my! You are scary!
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Despite what low IQ people say, "Scary" does NOT mean scared. Scared means scared. Scary is the opposite of scared, hence them being two different words.
Scary: Something that evokes fear or is frightening
Scared: The state of being frightened of something or to be afraid
Calling someone "scary" means you think that person is frightening or that they make you scared, NOT that they are scared themselves. Hence scared and scary being two different words.
Stay in school, kids.
A: Did you see that movie the other day? It was scary as shit!
B: Yea bro I did, it had me scared as hell.
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The adult version of the boogeyman. The scary scary black man can be seen lurking the streets in the wee hours of the morning preying on the fearful and light skinned. Has been known to steal car stereos as well as bicycles.
A wise man once told me to always check your closet for the scary scary black man before going to bed!!
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The feeling you have after a long week of work followed by a Saturday full of binge drinking, when Sunday hits you question your entire existence. Typically characterized by laying in bed all day and both regretting past decisions and questioning your seemingly non-existent future. Thoughts like "I"m going to die alone" and "Will I ever get a job that I actually enjoy?" consume you for the entire day while you're battling a hangover.
Wow I haven't seen Chad all day! He must have a bad case of the Sunday Scaries
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The Scary Door
The Scary Door is a show that exists within the Futurama
universe and is occasionally viewed by the characters.
It is a spoof/parody of The Twilight Zone.
There are currently 5 episodes of The Scary Door and they
appear in:
"A Head in the Polls", "I Dated A Robot", "Spanish Fry",
"Let's Twist Again" and Benders Game
1.
You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location,
the kind of place where there might be a monster
or some kind of weird mirror.
These are just examples, it could also be something much better.
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door
2.
You're entering a realm which is... unusual
Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster?
The second one
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door
3.
You're on a scenic route through a state recreational known as: The Human Mind.
You ask a passer by for directions,
only to find he has no face or something.
Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road
You swerve
Narrowly avoiding: The Scary Door
4.
Imagine, if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame
a frame that's a gateway to a world of imagination.
Wipe your mind on the welcome mat.
You're about to enter: The Scary Door.
5.
Imagine if you will, an announcer you can barely understand.
He refers to a group *mumble*
But you're not quite sure what he said.
He appears to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk
It's remotely possible that he just said something about:
The Scary Door
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Really bad fake boobs, that look hard to the touch, and that look like the plastic surgeon stuck grapefruits in, instead of silicone sacs. This is especially a term used in Florida and California where citrus, such as grapefruit, is a prominent crop and where plastic surgery is overly popular.
The porn star had scary grapefruits for boobs! They were the worst fakes I ever saw!
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