A line of about 2 or 3 people waiting to have sex with a female in the room. The term is used when there is not enough people to be considered a train.
"This girl is really trying to have this train happen, let's go"
"But there's only 3 of us, it's not much of a train"
"Guess we'll just run a short bus"
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a person who is slow or is acting or behaving like they are alow and/or have no sense.
Why are you acting short bus?
Quit being short bus, go stupid?
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a person who rides the short bus. in other words a retard
Oh my fucking god John, shut the fuck up you short bus riding freak.
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a drink made when you pour half a beer into a cup, next you add a splash of orange juice. finally you drop a shot of amaretto and chug. surely to get you messed up quickly.
Man those short buses really fucked me up last night.
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Similar to the shocker and mini van, but with the SHORT BUS 1 finger goes in the the woman's vagina and the other 2 fingers of that hand as well as the complete other hand go in the butt (1 driver 7 passengers) causing them to yell, moan and even walk a little bit handicapped
My girlfriend was acting really silly so later that night I gave her the short bus made her walk funny in a special way
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When you suck the filling out of a twinkie and put the cake on your penis. Then you proceed to smack her in the face and stick it in her ear.
My friend Mueller rides The Short Bus every night with a different girl!
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