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A person of african origin who trades in 2nd hand socks
That polish skydiver has stolen my socks!
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While engaging in a group sex venture, with a girl and two or more buddies, the woman is being held up by the men therefore looking like she is in fact skydiving indoors. Different from a lamb roast due to her arms being out to her sides.
Jesus Christ this chick’s a whore, we’re definitely all going indoor skydiving tonight!
The act of removing all clothes and hanging from hands and feet from the luggage racks on a bus/coach, like someone in freefall. Can be performed with a cocksock, which can then be ripped off, much like pulling the release cord on a parachute.
As punishment for being elected Dick of the Day, Dave was made to naked skydive after the obligatory pint of wine.
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Mexican Skydiver is when you take 30 or more ounces of Margarita and you drink it all at once, usually through a beer bong. This method was invented by Droy of Albuqerque
Last night Dave had five mexican skydivers.
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Take a girl on a plane ride. Bust a nut in her eyes and throw her out, then put on a parachute and try to catch her.
Yo I did a Korean Skydive the other day with some hooker.
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You proceed to have sexual intercourse with a girl on a trampoline. Then you take a crap and bounce it off the trampoline and make her catch it in her mouth. Finally you stick a cheese steak in her vagina and scream "Philly Skydiver"
Man, I can't believe you gave that bitch a philly skydiver last night!
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