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surfing isnt a sport its a way of life. and fukheads who think theyr surfers cos theyv got a pricy bord need 2 try gettin up at 5 30 to catch 7 ft waves. for any1 who wants 2 no the ranks go stant up surfers, knee borders, then ya got ur dick dragers or body boards even there higher than the posers.
surfer
poser talk: this is narly dude.
his mate: totaly man
bull shit we dnt tlk like this
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The ART of balancin on a highly expensive and highly damagable (fukin dings i h8 em) piece of fiber glass.
Not just wearin the cloths cloths r 4 posers wots rong wit the wife bashin singlet from target huh $6 can get ya a long way.
Not wearin the cloths, then callin yaself a surfer.
Blue crush was the biggest shame to the surfin culture ever. (FUCK U)
that woz keggin bazzas
no skool 4 me im goin 4 a surf
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Someone who love surfing and does it cause its fun. they dont say dumb shit like gnarly or radical (but u mite hear radical if they're talking about board shapes in a technical way) they just love having fun surfing. Just because you wear billabong or quiksilver doesnt make u a surfer( even though some surfers may wear those types of clothes) and u dont have to be tan with long blonde hair ( look at some of the ASP surfers and you will see what i mean )actually real surfers might be whiter than posers because theyre in their wetsuits all day. almost no surfers get high or get drunk all the time because its really hard to surf hungover.
poser: yo wats upp brahh lets go ride some gnarly waves with my radical board
surfer: hey lets go surf
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Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.
Brah, my nose started running while I was waiting on that set. Had to do a gnarly surfer honk.
1. A West Coast person (usually a Californian) that doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
2. Surfers who aren't very smart.
Marco thought those oranges were apples, what a Lemon Surfer!
Dude, California is awesome, don't be such a lemon surfer!
to buy one gram of a drug mostly weed
Yo, let me get 2 surfers, for 15 foot waves.
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A chronic maturbator.
You might want to avoid shaking hands with Billy Bob-- that guy's a skin surfer.
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