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When you are waiting for family/friends to come home for dinner then they tell you they've had takeout and not asked if you wanted anything.
Joe - "So sorry, it was a spur-of-the-moment decision, fancied a Chinese and went out for food"
Jane - "We didn't think"
Joe - "You've turned Nick into a takeout exile.."
Hiring a hooker/call girl to attend a formal event due to the inability to secure an actual date.
Of course she isn't his date. Look at those heels. That bitch is roast beef takeout.
New way to ask for sex aka get in someones pants ;)
Guy- "hey girllll wanna get takeout tonight?"
Girl- "your take out is my favorite take out!"
To taste a woman indirectly by licking her vaginal secretions off one’s fingers.
Magdalena did not want Mitch to go down on her that evening, but she did enjoy Mitch’s fingerings, so he decided to get takeout at one point during their foreplay.
To taste a woman indirectly by licking her vaginal secretions off one’s fingers.
Magdalena did not want Mitch to go down on her that evening, but she did enjoy Mitch’s fingerings, so he decided to get takeout at one point during their foreplay.
To taste a woman indirectly by licking her vaginal secretions off one’s fingers.
Magdalena did not want Mitch to go down on her that evening, but she did enjoy Mitch’s fingerings, so he decided to get takeout at one point during their foreplay.
To taste a woman indirectly by licking her vaginal secretions off one’s fingers.
Magdalena did not want Mitch to go down on her that evening, but she did enjoy Mitch’s fingerings, so he decided to get takeout at one point during their foreplay.