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textbook separation

The failure to stick together in L4D, usually resulting in being pounced by a hunter or pulled by a smoker where your teammates cannot immediately rescue you.

Hunter pounces Francis

Zoey: A hunter pounced Francis!
Af-1: TEXTBOOK SEPARATION FRANCIS!

by CheeseyWhizz October 24, 2009

31πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


froobing textbook

something you'd shove up someones throat

shut the froob up or i will shove a froobing textbook up your nan and send her to joe boylans house

by OLLLIEHHHHH July 25, 2018


textbook bored

When you are so bored that you have to resort to a school or other sort of textbook to read

Person 1: dude i was so bored yesterday
Person 2: how bored
Person 1: i was frickin textbook bored

by david nykl October 3, 2008

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Textbook Clothing

Logo-less, tasteless, brand-less oversized clothes typically worn by unattractive children in school textbooks.

Sally: Your Textbook Clothing is a fire hazard in the lab.
Peggy Sue: At least I have legs, you dumb bitch.

by Peter B. NJ September 13, 2008

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Textbook Sexy

Also known as "plain" or "okay" irl. Basically, you know how everyone in any language textbook usually looks like they're missing a chromosome or something? Well if you're textbook sexy then you're not fugly, you're just... meh. Plain. Average.

Guy 1: Hey, that girl over there's totally making me jizz!
Guy 2: Dude, you should keep that thing under control- she's only textbook sexy.

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Girl 1: Aw man, I wonder why I didn't win the beauty contest!
Girl 2: It's because you're textbook sexy.
Girl 1: -sigh- MLIA.

by HelloAndromeda November 2, 2009

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


math textbook

someone or somethings with alot of problems

that stoner is a math textbook

by laura May 25, 2004

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Textbook f

It’s a textbook fuck.

Do you know how to do a textbook f?

No can you teach me.

by Dolcegatto December 7, 2018