Wearing thin

Said when someone or something is no longer funny and is now getting on your nerves.

Kevin is so not funny anymore. His whole act is just wearing thin.

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thin privilege

A made up concept by fat people who would rather dedicate their energy to trying to bend society to their will than running on the treadmill.

Fatty 1 (eating tub of ice cream): I wish guys would look at me like they look at (thin coworker) Becky
Fatty 2: There's nothing you can do about it hon it's just thin privilege (finishing Big Mac)

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thin client

In techno-speak, a thin client is a minimal client that relies on the server to do most of its processing. Thin clients have their memory erased every night. When applied to a person, it refers to someone who seems incapable of learning anything.

I do believe Mark is a thin client. Every thing we teach that fellow, he promptly forgets the next day.

Thin-gitchied

A word my dad created and uses when someone done messed up

Aw you have a hole in your sock, you’re thin-gitchied

thin privilege

In theory, this is the "privilege" that thin people earn for being thin, including not being perceived as lazy, lower healthcare costs, increased likelihood of finding a sexually attractive partner, increased earnings potential, and more. While all of the preceding examples may be true, it misconstrues the definition of privilege. Privileges are given, not earned, and the recipients and those without them can do nothing to change them. White privilege is a good example of that; either you're born white or you're not. Thin privilege, on the other hand, is often worked for by people who would otherwise be fat but instead eat right and exercise. Therefore, thin privilege doesn't actually exist.

Doctor: Ms. BBW, I'm afraid that if you don't start working out regularly and cutting down the saturated fat very soon, you'll likely be dead before you're fifty.
Fat girl: What? How dare you say that?!! THIN PRIVILEGE RACIST!!! There's nothing I can do about it, this is my body type! *Wolfs down a Big Mac.*
Doctor: How did you get a hamburger in here? Nevermind; did you know that about 100 years ago, obesity was very rare? Fast forward three or four generations. People live increasingly sedentary lifestyles, eat more, and the food they eat is higher in fat, cholesterol, and sodium. You're saying this is all a coincidence?
Fat girl: What do you know about science and medicine? I have a random article that proves I'm right! YOU CAN'T HANDLE MUH CURVES!!!

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thin line

The line between being friends and being lovers. If you become close friends first if one friend has feelings for the other and the other person just wants to keep it the way it was.

from the song Thin Line by Jurassic 5 featuring Nelly Furtado.

"please respect the thin line"

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thin whistler

Also known as a "silent but deadly". The Thin Whistler is the hot, stingy flatulence that usually occurs after a spicy meal. It is “thin” as a result of the straw size diameter your anus achieves while evacuating the “whistle” of fresh, hellish, doom. The Thin Whistler is especially unique because of its reputation for lingering in the room that it was deployed in. Wallpaper has been know to curl off the walls whilst innocent flowers frown.

My anus just melted from the sheer heat that came off that thin whistler.