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A sexual theatrical play where one partner attaches a strap on dildo and proceeds to penetrate the receiving partner with said dildo strap on.
Buddy: how was the white knuckler last night?
Me: she was into some wierd shit. I had to put a strap on my head, unicorning the fuck out of her
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A unicorn orgasm is like the greatest orgasm ever. Your body/parts of your body go numb. You have muscle spasms that last longer than the sex. It lasts longer than your average joe or orgasms and you don't think it'll ever stop. It's almost like you black out and go to a different world for that period of time. Sometimes you cry after. Your whole body is tense and relaxed at the same time. And you feel like a teenager again because you don't want to stop. It's. That. Good.
If you're not unicorning , then your partner needs to learn sex .
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a trio of unwordly proportions. spawned from montreal, canada, this threesome makes more infectious synth pop than you could ever hope to.
After seeing The Unicorns live, i knew my life was then complete.
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the most majestical and amazing creature to be in existence ever.
you performed really well, like a unicorn
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going into a fast food place and getting a ice-cream cone then smashing it on your forhead then walking out
walker barnett went too chickfilla and smashed a ice-cone on his forhead
as his died friends died watching him go unicorning
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The best mythical creature of all time and I’m not going to change my mind and if you don’t think so than stop being salty
Unicorns are the best
1.) The last of the race, which believe that kissing or any express of romantic/sexual gestures should be kept for real love.
2.) Anyone that hasn't been kissed
R: Hey look! Ella and Leaha are unicorns! They're so cool
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