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The Van

The single greatest vechicle known to man. Has been on the run for atleast 12 years. Also known as the "mission van" or the van to smoke "pot" in. Alcohol also acceptable in this vechicle. A friend to many.

"Josh are you getting the van tonight?"

by Josh Steeves April 27, 2004

13πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


vans

vans are originally for skates
classic vans are super cool=) everybody is wearing them .. skates are wearing them, emos are wearing them, preps are wearing them :O

prep: omg what are those?
person: vans
prep: omg they're like super cool

by elle sechslingloff October 14, 2006

67πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


vans

A shoe company that started up back in the 1960's. They make skateboarding shoes that are relatively inexpensive and are generally comfortable. Originally worn exclusively by skaters, now every fucking Hollister and Abercrombie brat has the fugly checkered slip ons because they are fucking trendwhores who buy into whatever is "in". It's kinda ironic how they went from being lyk totally gangsta G dawg wearing Nikes and listening to 50 Cent to being lyk totally punk rawker and listening to Simple Plan.

Other than the fugly slip ons, Vans makes good shoes.

This what a compliment on someone's Vans should look like:

Dudeman #1: Hey dude, I like your Vans. Half Cabs?

Dudeman #2: Yeah, I bought them at Zumiez. Really comfortable shoes.


This is how the conversations usually go:

Heather: Ohh mah gawd Becky, I lurrvvv your checkered Vans!!!!!

Becky: I know, we are like so totally punk rawker!!!!

Heather: We should, like, go listen to like, Simple Plan!!!!

Becky: Yeah!!!! And after that we'll waste our parents' money on overpriced clothing at Hollister!!!!

Heather: Like oh my gawd totally!!!!



by GOD DOMMIT FRONK December 25, 2008

52πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Van

Van is a hard working mum and avoids the shoe like the plague. Her name is often short for Vanessa, because she hates that name for herself. Often a brunette and self conscious but beautiful. She has a strong opinion and loves all her kids.

Girl: wow, my mum is so amazing.
Boy: Well duh. She’s a Van.

by Prettymuchaplum October 4, 2019


vans

best skate shoe ever!
worn not only but skaters,but non-skaters as well.
they also last forever!

got my vans on, but they look like sneakers...

by ktyripp December 31, 2008

50πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


vans

the only shoes you can throw and they will always land right side up

person 1: β€œnice shoes what are they?”
person 2: β€œ vans... watch this”
*throws shoes*
person 1: β€œ wow!”

by mrfuckyogirl March 8, 2019

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


vans

were decent, until people started wearing them with hollister.

"dude, vans are off the chain"
preppy bitches who think they are cool now walk by.
"oh, not anymore"

by soniaissocoollike October 17, 2009

18πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž