violin fingernails

Violinists and players of other string instruments must keep their fingernails extremely short in order to play well. It is commonly referred to as "Violin/Violinist Fingernails"

Whoa, those are some serious violin fingernails!

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Tiny Violin

When someone is complaining about something that is dumb, doesn’t matter, or you just don’t care about at all

Becky: Omg my mom wouldn’t let me go over to kyle’s house yesterday because she’s afraid we’ll fuck she’s such a bitch omg

Me: Tiny Violins Becky

Sly Violin

The act of secretly masturbating, either under the desk or in the toilet, while at work or in a library.

John: Where have you been?
Dave: Just had a sly violin in the loo.

Sax and violins

A thing that has instruments inside.

Usually having saxophones and violins what else could it be?

Person 1: Dude this movie has sax and violins

Person 2: Don't you mean-

Person 1: Stfu no

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Vaginal Violin

The act of having male on female sex.

(More so to the act of rubbing the penis along the vagina)

I played her vaginal violin last night with my wooden bow until she gushed like a raging river.

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violin hickey

a mark on violinists/violists located directly under the jaw. looks like a hickey. it's formed from violin or violas chinrests rubbing on the neck, usually due to excessive practicing.

you: what's that thing on your neck?
me: it's a violin hickey. i've been practicing a lot because of the school-season.

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second violins

usually the worst part of the violins, normally forgotten, rarely gets the melody, often mocked by the first violins.

The second violins are often disappointed with their music.