Legend has it that Waldorf is the capital of all SMIBs (southern Maryland In-Breds). Basically a place you drive through to get somewhere else, Waldorf is essentially the Hampton VA. of Maryland.
Too many fuckin' SMIBs in Waldorf, MD
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The best good charlotte song ever. fuck teenies they suck ass
"waldorf,naptown,worldwide,WHAT"
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Steps are as follows:
1.Cinnamon lube
2.Warm the Berries
3. Drizzle the sweetened mayonnaise
4.Toss the salad
Take it as it is.
"When I was in New York I got the BEST Hot Waldorf from room service"
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A Nashville School that is probably the most magical place you will ever go besides Hogwarts. It is often associated with faeries, dwarfs, and colored pencils. A gluten-free, dairy free, and media free environment.
Girl 1: I just love Linden Waldorf School!
Boy 2: Itβs so magical
The place where hippies blow all their money to send their kids. Those children grow up to be full out hipsters with their organic gluten free non gmo foods and dont learn how to write until 4th grade
"Yes my child Ocean Breeze River Cuoma goes to the kimberton waldorf school it is quite fascinating"
"lol imma go smoke some weed peace out hippie"
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The tendency for successful, perfectionist women to go after βbad boysβ, either as a form of rebellion, self-sabotage, or because they see it as a personal challenge to pull out the βglimmer of goodβ that they invision within said boy. Such is seen in Gossip Girl between the characters Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass.
Girl: Gee, Hannah, why do I like this boy even though he's mean and horrible and I actually kind of hate him?
Me: You have Blair Waldorf Syndrome! Sucks for you.
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A school-cult where a colony of children get taught how to be a hippies and live in a space with virtually zero allowance for technology coz screens are cancer or whatever
I get bullied coz I go to a Steiner/Waldorf school
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