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A curly headed fuck who likes licking grandmas butcracks
Receptionist: "Hello Ned welcome to the retirment home"
Ned Wrigley: "Bring me the buttholes!!"
when your having sex and you yell: HOLY CHIPPINCH MY SHRIGLEY IS SHOWING
damn dude i had a dirty wrigley last night
dang that must’ve been weird
Where people go for cubs games because their own stadium is too damn expensive. The stadium they flood is Miller Park, home of the Milwaukee Brewers. Whenever Miller park turns into Wrigley North it turns into chaos with people trying to outdrink brewers fans and failing and ending up with a DUI.
Me and my buddies went to Wrigley North and got a DUI. They let me drive back.
actually the most perfect boy you will find. hes sweet and funny and a person you could fall in love with at first glance. hes absolute boyfriend material, the sweetest guy ever and he definitely is affectionate when close to you. he’s also a super pretty and handsome and everything man.
Person 1: Yo why are you staring off into nowhere?
Person 2: It’s Wrigley. He’s so handsome and pretty.. I love him so much.
Person 1: Well shoot your shot! I’m absolutely positive he’d say yes girl.