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After having sex the male runs around the house naked doing the "Zoidberg" (Scuttling around like a crab clamping your hands going "WHOOP WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB!" at the top of his lungs) as seen in Futurama. All to simulate his dominance of sexual activity. He probably came inside her too...
Guy 1 "Man did you see Daryck Zoidberg last night?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, what a lucky guy to have her after that"
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To motor boat a females vagina, while using one hand to stick four fingers in her anus while simultaniously punching her in the taint.
"Brads mom was screaming like a banchee when i Zoidberged her last night."
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When you go down on a girl and pull your hand up to your mouth to make a zoidberg like face and you wiggle your fingers around really fast in her all while making the zoidberg whoop.
Man 1: so last night I was going down a girl and I thought to myself "Ima bust zoid" so i began Zoidberging her
Man 2: So howd that go?
Man 1: Not as well I'd hope ... she kicked me in the face and knocked me out
Man 2: Damn that sucks
Man 1: Yeah but it was worth it.... she asked me to do it again.
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The Lobster-man from Futurama; The funniest character on that show.
"Life was bad, but now its good. Forever!"
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The art of while getting a blowjob Grab both of the persons hands in a pincer like position wiggle your cock in there mouth so the sound that comes out should be Wobwobwobwobwob....
I was gettin a blowjob last night and i gave her the old zoidberg...
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The loveable character on futrama that everyone loves to hate.
I feel like Dr. Zoidberg sometimes, I think I should get an ink bladder put in for protection.
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A Zoidberg party is any event that you organize where the only person to show up is yourself.
I tried to put on a seminar about ethical research and it turned out to be a total zoidberg party
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